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dear sir,
I hope this post finds you well, I have not heard from you in ages, I hope all is well on your end. I have read your latest correspondence and have determined that you have tried to perpetrate a faint maneuver and dodge the responsibility you have of remaining banned, so sir, I shall forcibly ban you once again for your insane ramblings and use of the "i" word once again dear sir.

You are banned, for no fetish of mine is hidden. Any and all fetishes that may be are in the open for all to see, which is probably why I have so many restraining orders against me.


Edit: That rhymed.

You're banned for bad pirate talk.

You are banned for reading this... "Good Eye Might" ....and suddenly being Australian.

You're banned for being the Crocodile Dundee fan club president and pretty much the entire club.

you are banned for asking him to send you a membership card

You're banned for eluding the cops.

You are banned for liking men in uniform.

You're banned for dancing in polka contests.

you're banned for being his partner

You're banned for being jealous.

you're banned for thinking you're "all that"

You're banned for going blind, by forgetting to wear your sunglasses in my brilliant presence.

You are banned for not tuning down the brightness on your sparkly avatar.

you're banned for wearing ballet shoes when fishing